Jason Thompson's Comic Adaption of Lovecraft's STRANGE HIGH HOUSE IN THE MIST

The art is fantastic, the adaption clever.

Check it out.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE... oh My GOD!

I would like to thank and curse Horrorsnotdead.com for bringing this film to my attention.

What is the plot you may ask?

"Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature."

The link above has a link to some NSFW pictures from the film.

Folks, I think this film is so far beyond screwed up it will take the light from screwed up 10,000 years to reach it.

I wonder if I can trick my wife into seeing it with me...

'A Study In Emerald' By Neil Gaiman

If you haven't read this story you should. Great stuff and it would be a fantastic RPG setting.

You can get the PDF here. They did a really neat job on the layout.

5 Second Fiction Eighty Two

And once again Captain Hero had to explain to his sidekick it was their duty to capture villians not strip search them.

5 Second Fiction Eighty One

Joe vowed to get a new agent when he landed a role in a groin punching fetish video. If only he had read the script first...

5 Second Fiction Eighty

Renovations on the old house were going smoothly; walls knocked out, flooring pulled up. That night the shadmocks escaped...

Fourth of July fireworks are like sex-

There's a lot of anticipation but even if you've got the right match it all seems to be over too soon.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Nine

By the time he was close enough for her to see he was covered with tics it was already too late.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Eight

It wasn't that he had an eating disorder, it was just that the sight of half-digested food fascinated him.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Seven

"My faith gives me strength." Fuego explained to Captain Hero, "The sweet baby Jesus, he has a headlock on my soul."

5 Second Fiction Seventy Six

Zeth slipped and fell to the pavement. He thought to himself that if the mobsters didn't kill him these new shoes would.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Five

There were too many superheroes and too few supervillains. Most evil madmen kept to themselves now, or worked in marketing.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Four

The damn vampires are everywhere!" Lorelei said, "It's like an orgy of bad posture and crushed velvet."

5 Second Fiction Seventy Three

...but it was all just a dream. He wasn't an accountant- he was the Pendaroth gold eyed messiah of the Verge. How he wept.

5 Second Fiction Seventy Two

He roared,"I am the chosen of Kressor, the blade that cleaves worlds!" Mario Krump frowned, "That's not what your blog says."

5 Second Fiction Seventy One

Crime fighting luchador Fuego knew no fear because his secret identity was a substitute teacher.

5 Second Fiction Seventy

"The world could be unmade by Angels or Devils," Magwier explained, "But at least the Devils won't say 'I told you so'"

Recommendation: A jog in the park

My blogger pal J. Dane Tyler aka "Darcknyt" (although apparently the ladies call him "Tripod")has posted a new story that I found to be a very well done bit of horror/darkness. I think it fits very well in with the kind of story being published in CEMETERY DANCE these days.


A Jog In The Park

5 Second Fiction Sixty Nine

Special Agent Krump never read Edgar Allen Poe so when the trained orangutan attacked he had no frame of reference.

The Vault of Horror: Orphan: The Return of Killer Kids!

The Vault of Horror: Orphan: The Return of Killer Kids!

B-Sol shared with us the following trailer for a movie I had not yet heard of called ORPHAN.




WOW.

Another movie I gotta see.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Eight

Her kisses were cold and wet, like a bus station toilet seat in wintertime.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Seven

His name was Bazooka Jim and he was the least subtle hitman ever. He was also wanted for copyright infringement.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Six

A tragic error during the parade left the authorities searching through the remains of floats and band instruments.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Five

Agent Krump compiled the statistics; the number of serial killers working in the tech support field was staggering.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Four

"Great power," Captain Hero said, "is great responsibility." Psychotic Kid replied, "We can be completely irresponsible!"

5 Second Fiction Sixty Three

He hated being a jester but loved the curly shoes.

5 Second Fiction Sixty Two

Lorelei was in an existential funk, so naturally she dyed her hair a shade of burgundy.

5 Second Fiction Sixty One

Bloodthirsty dachshunds surrounded Captain Hero and his sidekick. He shouted "Only submissive urination can save us now!"

5 Second Fiction Sixty

"There is this guy I met. He the most clueless, helpless person I ever met." Audra looked down at her shoes, "I miss him."

5 Second Fiction Fifty Nine

Magwier was not clairvoyant, he just remembered things that might happen. It made him terrible at chess but good at poker.

The trailer for TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE has destroyed my mind...

The blog Horror's Not Dead has cost me every single Sanity Point I have left with the trailer for TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE.

I want to see this movie but I know if I do I will never be able to UNSEE it...

Price Breaks and Heartaches: part thirteen

The story you are looking for has been relocated and retooled.

PRICE BREAKS AND HEARTACHES can now be found here.

If you can't find one of your favorite chapters don't worry, it'll be back!

Having a blast

I haven't been working on my blog much this week, I've mostly been spending time with my daughter. Summer vacation and all that, we've been having a good time with going swimming, video games and setting off fireworks in pre-July the 4th celebrations.

After living in New York for most of my life I have to admit that being in a place where you can buy fireworks at your local Wal Mart is quite a bit of culture shock. Not that we didn't have access to fireworks when I was growing up but they were traded like contraband.

I actually remember one fine summer getting into a firecracker war with my best friend, my best fiend and my best friend's hot hot sister. We were literally lighting entire clusters of firecrackers and hurling them at each other. When I think about it I'm amazed that I still have a full set of fingers to type to you with.

Of course with the way I spell and drop words you might think I'm missing fingers anyway.

The fireworks we used last night were fun, they didn't send fire hazards shooting into the air like a good old fashioned roman candle and didn't create deafening explosions like an M-80. These were just little boxes of gunpowder that sent released a little shower of sparks sensible, family friendly bangs.

They had amusing names like Sparkling Rose, Fiery Dragon, Patriotic Storm and Golden Shower.

Yes dear reader I actually held a box of minor explosives in my hand called Golden Shower. I can only assume that someone in the firework's factory was fired before he could finish designing the box logo for the dreaded Cleavland Steamer.

Anyway I hope to have some new material to share with you soon, and don't forget that the book two on my serial novel begins July 8th.

Will I be able to finish book three before book two ends?

The suspense- and the actual writing- is killing me.