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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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Saturday, May 2, 2009
INSIDE (2007)

Well that was intense... in fact it was almost a little too intense for me...
Wow. Did I really say that? I must getting old.
I ended up seeing Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho at a young age (on PBS of all places!) and that put me in a place where stories about rampaging nutcases wielding sharp things don't usually do much for me. Oh there will always be exceptions to the rule like Silence of the Lambs, the original Halloween, Curtains and Audition but most of the time I could care less what Leatherface and Jason are up to.
And just to show you how much of a hypocrite I am my favorite horror film is still Phantasm and the Tall Man has plenty of stabby moments in that film to say the least. (And don't get me started on those balls of his!)
So I guess if your garden variety slasher reveals he did it all because he was possessed by the spirit of Cthulhu's sweatsock I might be more interested but otherwise give me the weird stuff, give me The Masque of the Red Death instead of The Fall of the House of Usher.
So what does Inside have to do with all this?
Inside is the story of a pregnant woman alone on Christmas eve finding herself stalked by a madwoman determined to take the baby from her. And did I mention said madwoman is carrying scissors?
Well I have heard a lot about the movie over the last year or so but I can't say I was in a rush to see it. Luck and a rare bit of free time gave me a chance to watch the film and let me just say that, if you have the stomach for it, this is one HELL of a movie. I literally squirmed in my seat- remember that intense, mad and stomach-turning final 20 minutes of Takashi Miike's Audition?
Well Inside is like that for over an hour.
The performances from the two lead actresses will keep you riveted, Béatrice Dalle especially. She creates an antagonist as pathetic as she is terrifying. If I have one complaint about the film, I think it could have gone with out one less set piece. They almost overdo it.
But the images, and questions, this film leaves you with will stay with you a while.
Inside is a keeper... I just don't know how long it will be before I have the nerve to watch it again.
And... in a final creepy postscript... doesn't the film's villainess Béatrice Dalle look a little like the Octomom?

Brrrrrrrr
Friday, May 1, 2009
Friday Best of My Blogroll
Well here were are again... I have no best website of the week this time because they were all pretty cool.
Kindertrauma forced me to remember the most disturbing episode of Little House On The Prairie ever! And after I had worked so hard to suppress it! (Still not as bad as that The Waltons one with the poltergeist though...)
Do you suffer from the disorder known as Elf Rage? Read this thought-provoking piece from Burning Zeppelin Experience and decide for yourself.
DarcKnyt mused about horror films that moved or disappointed him. He also looked for suggestions for some other horror movies to try out. Always a subject I like to barge in on.
Gone and Forgotten thrilled us with tales of the Justice League fighting their own uniforms!
Monster Crazy showed me a cast photo from The Comedy of Terrors that I had never seen.
Once again Mad Mad Mad Mad Movies makes intrigues me with a movie I had never heard of before. This one is called The Night God Screamed, the title alone is gold I tells ya. GOLD!
The Haunted Closet had scans from a graphic novel adaption of Dracula by artist Fernando Fernandez. It looks like its off to the used bookstore so I can try to score a copy.
The Lighning Bug's Lair posted a nice review of Let's Scare Jessca To Death- a horror film more people should know about.
Monster Brains just has some great art from just about everywhere to look at.
Francis Hogan added a new page to My Supa Life and the world rejoiced!
Meanwhile I have the latest installment of In The Shadow Of His Nemesis ready for Wednesday and I may have broken through the mental logjam keeping me stuck around chapter 50 or so... (Yes it is going to go on that long... at least!) I also found the lost pages and notes for part three of my Star Wars fans vs Zombies saga, I may have something new to show you on that front sometime soon.
Also I still haven't had any visitors from Montana or North Dakota yet... what's it gonna take?
Kindertrauma forced me to remember the most disturbing episode of Little House On The Prairie ever! And after I had worked so hard to suppress it! (Still not as bad as that The Waltons one with the poltergeist though...)
Do you suffer from the disorder known as Elf Rage? Read this thought-provoking piece from Burning Zeppelin Experience and decide for yourself.
DarcKnyt mused about horror films that moved or disappointed him. He also looked for suggestions for some other horror movies to try out. Always a subject I like to barge in on.
Gone and Forgotten thrilled us with tales of the Justice League fighting their own uniforms!
Monster Crazy showed me a cast photo from The Comedy of Terrors that I had never seen.
Once again Mad Mad Mad Mad Movies makes intrigues me with a movie I had never heard of before. This one is called The Night God Screamed, the title alone is gold I tells ya. GOLD!
The Haunted Closet had scans from a graphic novel adaption of Dracula by artist Fernando Fernandez. It looks like its off to the used bookstore so I can try to score a copy.
The Lighning Bug's Lair posted a nice review of Let's Scare Jessca To Death- a horror film more people should know about.
Monster Brains just has some great art from just about everywhere to look at.
Francis Hogan added a new page to My Supa Life and the world rejoiced!
Meanwhile I have the latest installment of In The Shadow Of His Nemesis ready for Wednesday and I may have broken through the mental logjam keeping me stuck around chapter 50 or so... (Yes it is going to go on that long... at least!) I also found the lost pages and notes for part three of my Star Wars fans vs Zombies saga, I may have something new to show you on that front sometime soon.
Also I still haven't had any visitors from Montana or North Dakota yet... what's it gonna take?
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